Christine O'Donnell looks halfway decent, in a Sarah Palin sort of way. Born in , and the 5th of the 6 children of Bozo the Clown , O'Donnell initially aspired to the theatre, before realising politics is where the exposure is at. She claimed to have graduated from Fairleigh Dickinson University in , with a Degree in English Literature, and a concentration in Communication.
Either due to the media's liberal bias, or because they noticed she couldn't, y'know, communicate, journalists looked into her degree and found it didn't exist. It was then revealed that she had spent the summer of earning her degree amidst the controversy over her resume. Presumably she used study montage techniques learned from 80s movies like Back to School.
My life is a sitcom, except crazier! As an ex political lobbyist, PR geek, senior member of the "Right to Life" movement, and the only attractive Fox News commentator, she is no virgin when it comes to the rough and tumble political scene. In a surprise upset for the incumbent, she gained the Republican senatorial candidacy for Delaware thanks to endorsements by the Tea Party and that other, vaguely distubingly attractive Right-wing nutjob, Sarah Palin.
Driven and determined to succeed to the Senate on this, her third attempt, her ability to make anyone give a shit about Delaware is probably her greatest accomplishment to date. The bit New Jersey didn't want. She has accomplished this mostly on the shoulders of her outspokeness. Normally, any publicity is good, right? However, when Karl Rove and you're on his side, you probably have a serious problem. O'Donnell on Gays Of course you could see this one coming.
Surprisingly for someone of her background, she is quite light on the whole "Gays are evil and will burn in Hell" aspect of the GOP platform. She prefers to appear more modern and caring, and blame society for giving gays an Identity Disorder.
Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder," - O'Donnell, That's right, gays are not evil, they have simply been driven insane by society. Hell, even the American Psychiatric Association declassified homosexuality as a mental disorder nearly 40 years ago. Of course, it didn't stop her using the gay charge to smear her rival for the Republican nomination as candidate for Delaware senator, sweetly implying that he was not only gay but, by her own definition, insane.
I never said that Mike Castle was gay. I don't endorse putting out rumors that Mike Castle is gay. And don't get her started on Gay Pride The author has watched it 6 times and still doesn't believe it. You're doing it wrong. Like many people who are a little uptight about sex, the nuke of the STD world gives O'Donnell the shivers. Not the disease itself, but the fact we spend money trying to cure and prevent it.
However, our approach to AIDS, when you're in a high risk behavior, is to eliminate the consequences so that you can continue in your lifestyle which brings about this disease," "A lot of the money that we're spending goes to things that we know will not prevent AIDS, but indeed will continue to spread the disease. A lot of our money goes to distribute condoms in high schools, and a lot of our money goes to distribute material that is literally pornographic.
O'Donnell on Sex For a former party girl that now promotes abstinence, O'Donnell has a total fascination with sex. She wants that shit stopped, right now. You are still doing it wrong. Menage a trois rooms?
So sex is out for O'Donnell fans. At least that leaves us our internet porn and right arm exercises - something most readers here are far more comfortable with anyway. So you can't masturbate without lust. A move that, according to Police spokesman Crandall Darlington, will cost the city tens of thousands in clean up costs while getting absolutely nobody laid. This ad is wrong on so many levels.
However, in all this madness, O'Donnell has revealed a public service that absolutely needs addressed: Will some one please get this bitch laid! O'Donnell on Obama It is pretty much obligatory for each side to bash the other during an election year. All is fair in love, war and competition for our limited attention spans, so we have no problem with O'Donnell striking out at Obama.
It's just the way she did it. He's beating the 'change' drum. But let's look at the change. He did not vote for English as the official language. What does that say? You are the English major, we just write dick jokes in the dick joke mines of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Being Liberal is anti-American? You know, the one country on the planet that has "We are a melting pot, we take in anyone" on their doormat? But clearly a vote on English as the official language is the most important issue facing the country when it already fucking well is the official language!
O'Donnell on "The Truth" Note: One thing we will give O'Donnell. That would be a lie. That would be disrespectful to Hitler. Hitler's there and you're there. God always provides a way out. It is a fundamental that you cannot be truthful without being honest. It is a good thing to know that at least her truth stance is the same as all other politicians. O'Donnell on Science Look. We know O'Donnell is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
And science is difficult to comprehend - almost magical in fact. While we do expect her to follow the party line and deny climate change, her approach to the topic is refreshingly unusual: I would have to look at a specific piece of legislation.
When it comes to cap and trade, the bill that has supposedly out there to combat climate change, I'm absolutely opposed to cap and trade because of its economic consequences. There isn't legislation already on the books she can look at? OK, fair enough, no one likes Al Gore anyway.
Lets look a bit closer to home. Does she actually understand what a theory is? But when you get down to the hard evidence, it's merely a theory. Well, creationism, in essence, is believing that the world began as the Bible in Genesis says, that God created the Earth in six days, six hour periods. And there is just as much, if not more, evidence supporting that. Well then, why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?
That is a hot button issue at the moment for all sorts of reasons, especially the idea of man playing God. This Just In O'Donnell has refused to do any more interviews before the election.