A couple of condoms. A roll of bubble wrap. A bar of soap. PVC pipe insulation and a sock of course! A lot of guys first start jerking off in the shower and subsequently spend many hours in there a day slowly draining the planets water supplies.
If your shower time runs over 10 minutes, you can bet your life your parents knew what you were doing in there. To create your soap masturbation toy: Drill a hole through the middle of it. A pen works fine to push a small hole through, an apple corer is also good for the initial hole. Make the hole just big enough to push your penis through. Too small is better than too big — for obvious reasons! Wet the soap and jerk away. The soap hole gives the sensation of lips moving up and down your dick.
Depending on how rigorous your masturbation sessions are, you could end up going through a fair bit of soap. Once the hole gets too big for your penis though, just use it to wash. Or give them to your female friends as gifts. Ok, so the toilet roll has been covered and filled before. But just to recap: Take a toilet paper roll or paper towel tube for the lengthier of you, a condom, and a generous helping of lube.
Take the condom and place it inside the toilet roll. Stretch the open end of the condom over the end of the roll and fold over. Either hold the part of the condom folded against the outside of the tube in place with your hand or tape it to the outside to keep it in place. Fire a good amount of that lube into the tube and jerk yourself senseless.
But there is a bonus tip for added effect. Another classic — socks have taken a beating over the years from being involved in men beating with them or using them to deposit in after a good beating, when running to the bathroom to empty a load is too much work. Stay clear of teenage boys sock drawers. That smell when you walk into a teens room? Roll up a sock like a donut.
Put a surgical glove inside the sock and fold the open end over the outside of the sock. Squirt some lube inside. Put your penis in and jerk it! This home made sex toy should solve the problem. Head to your local hardware store and grab yourself a length of PVC pipe insulation. There are a number of thicknesses, so find one that will fit your penis. It should also be tight enough that air will not leak out.
Cut the pipe to a length long enough to fit your penis AND reach your mouth at the same time. Insert your penis and start pumping. Try thrusting your hips rather than moving the pipe up and down. While you pump away on one end, suck on the other. Remove your mouth before you cum though … unless you like to finish you jerking sessions with a shot of protein. Hope no one sees me get freaky! Get yourself a roll of bubble wrap. They are incredibly cheap at any good stationery or postal supplies store.
Or grab and decent sized bit of bubble wrap laying around the house. Roll it so the bubbles are on the inside. The bubbles provide an interesting texture for your textural connoisseur cock. Fold the bubble wrap around the opening of your towel a bit if possible. Squirt lubricant into the bubble wrap, insert your penis and jerk away. The towel doubles as instant clean up. SO there we have it. More homemade masturbation toys for men coming soon.