Still, in that short span, this unholy union between two of America's most dangerous attention-seeking missiles, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian , has fueled a million trashy headlines, sparked sordid tabloid stories, and given the paparazzi a reason to live. But the appeal of Kimye isn't collective wealth or fashionable noteworthiness.
We can't get enough of this dream team for one simple reason: They're probably the creepiest celebrity couple ever, and they look so happy creepily creeping. Need a recap of their scandalous history? We got you, boo. Superstar Back in , pretty much no one outside of Hollywood knew the name Kim Kardashian. All that changed in when Kim Kardashian: Superstar hit sticky shelves across America. Though Kim was pissed, the title foreshadowed massive reality TV fame. And the seed of Kimye's love was planted.
Kanye has had a fire in his heart for those Kimmy cakes for years, long before we even knew she was his "Perfect Bitch. And then she freaked the world out by getting divorced 72 days later. Kanye was obviously pretty stoked, though, since he'd been crushing on that Kardashian shit since forever.
The couple started dating soon after the split. And in March, they became fodder for tabloids when Ms. K was caught leaving Mr. West's house sans makeup, wearing the same clothes she'd worn the previous night. First, he bitched out Kim's ex-husband in "Theraflu," saying the buster was lucky Ye didn't have him fired. Then, he dedicated all of "Perfect Bitch" to his lovely lady. Now, he's talking about how hot his girl is on camera with Ray J in his latest single "Clique. All in This Together Of course, when you're happy, someone else is going to come along and shit all over your birthday cake.
So recently, gossip rags tried to break up the happy home by publishing a story about Kim's swinger sexcapades of yore. Back in , Kim and her then-hubby Damon Thomas allegedly went out and got banged by a couple of porn stars. But that was then, this is now. Plus, Kanye likes to watch.
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