Fiction M - English - Humor - Words: Phineas and Ferb were waking up to another exciting day of summer. But something was different. They noticed something strange about their dicks. I don't know why. The duo went downstairs to tell their dad the situation. What is going on? Lawrence pondered on whether they were ready for the sex talk or not. And Ferb, you've had what is known as a wet dream.
The two went back upstairs to their room to do some more research about it on the Internet. As they were researching, they came across an interesting website. It was a porn site! I'm starting to get the urge to He fapped and fapped and fapped until an interesting substance came out.
I just orgasmed, Ferb! I know what we're going to do today! He landed neatly on his chair in his secret hideout. You see, he has a very small dick. It is up to you to stop him. Carl was fapping throughout Major Monogram's lecture. Quit fapping to porn!
Just let me finish. Maddie Rooney is about to get buttfucked by Joey. Major Monogram emitted an exasperated sigh. Doofenshmirtz has a micropenis! Why the hell do you have to point that shit out! Perry makes a stunning entrance into his lair as usual. Breaking into my lair as usual, I see. I always have a trap for you! Doof was about to tell another one of his miserable backstories. No matter how horny I got, I never had a boner in my life! I've always had to use a prostate massager to masturbate.
I can even fuck bitches with my sad excuse for a cock! That's one of the reasons why my wife divorced me! It was like pulling teeth just to have sex with her. I'm surprised I managed to impregnate her. That's why I made this life changing inator! As soon as he pressed it, his micropenis turned into a macropenis!
You know, a penis bigger than the biggest penis in the universe! As for the two Flynn bros, they were vigorously jacking off to Disney Channel porn. They even gave each other handjobs! Candace was talking to her friend Stacy as usual.
She suddenly heard some loud moaning sounds coming from Phineas and Ferb's room. Despite Stacy's statement, Candace headed towards Phineas and Ferb's room and barges into their fapping session.
Oh, you guys are SO busted! The bitch once again went crazy and did her creepy busting laugh, almost as if she went super saiyan. She ran around in circles while doing her strange laugh until her mom got home.
Phineas and Ferb are masturbating to porn on their laptop! They're not interested in that sort of thing yet. Phineas and Ferb were in a hurry to get dressed and clean up the semen. As for Doofenshmirtz and his "macropenis", He pretty much satisfied his penis envy. Perry managed to break free from the giant condom A giant condom? The force from his gushing ejaculation threw him back onto the shrink ray.
The shrink ray shot Doof's giant cock, turning it back to it's original size. Perry destroyed the phallic machine. Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Back to the Flynn's side of the story, Candace was dragging her mom upstairs, just to find a fully clothed Phineas and Ferb. Just Liv and Maddie. There you are, Perry! The next morning, they were still horny. I'm still really horny, though. We can have sex with hookers.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again! Because of his small weenie, he can't get hard so he plans to get rid of all the porn in the Tri-State Area.
That means no more ED. I'm giving you the day o-" Carl abruptly pushed Major Monogram out of the way and yelled: Please save our pornography! Now would you excuse me, I'm going to flip on some Disney porn and fap myself bloody. Carl was vigorously masturbating to various rule 34 Disney pornos such as K. Are you trying to get ED?! You're only hurting your self! Ally is sucking Austin's dick. Doofenshmirtz is trying to watch porn! Why the hell can't I ever get hard? Why the hell did you crash through my expensive window?
You'll have to have to get trapped for pulling that shit! XD "Remember my plan to make my dick huge? That all went to hell when you destroyed my goddamn machine. When I press this button, the sex doll will shoot a red laser that replaces porn with Friendship is Magic magazine.
Phineas and Ferb were buying a lot of condoms, lube, hookers, sex toys, and robotic body parts wtf. Isabella stopped by as usual. Don't forget the wear a Nothin' like a good orgy! But don't forget to wear condoms. Then again, they do illegal shit like this every day. Candance was just causally masturbating with a banana in her room.
She suddenly heard loud moaning sounds coming from the backyard. Ooh they're SO busted! That naughty little bitch! Lucky for her, they were under the blanket. Can't you see were in the middle of business? They're not interested in that stuff yet. Doofenshmirtz was about to get rid of every pornographic object in the Tri-State Area. You'll pay for that shit! Perry hit the self-destruct button on the machine's Why the hell do I always put those damn self-destruct buttons?
Before Linda could see the sexual activity, the laser that came from the machine landed on their backyard, turning everything into MLP: Friendship is Magic theme song was playing.