Really want one of these some day. You know, he looks just like you. You know, I could do this myself. Yeah but I'm a professional. Magda, this is Dr. Nice to meet you. You got another one. Hobbes, I think you'll live. But no scathing, doctor's orders. For Miranda, Robert was just what the doctor ordered. Hey Carrie what a surprise.
Well I was in the neighborhood, I thought you might want these back. Oh you didn't have to return these. I had forgotten all about them. Any news on my shoes? Does Jennifer, did you ever find her sandals? Well if she took my shoes, she would have left her sandals. Just being a bit of a shoe detective here.
I haven't heard from her. Oh my gosh, Carrie. I am such a shit. I should have offered to pay you for them. No, you don't have to do that.
You know you have kids and you lose all sense of social decency. Put your trucks back for mommy. How much were they?
That's what they cost. I'll give you dollars. This is an awkward conversation. I'm sorry, I just think that's crazy to spend that much money on shoes. You know how much Manolos are.
You used to wear Manolos. Before I had a real life. But Chuck and I have responsibilities now. I have a real life. No offense Carrie but I really don't think we should have to pay for your extravagant life style.
I mean it was your choice to buy shoes that expensive. Yes, but, it wasn't my choice to take them off. I left there covered in shame. She's a fucking bitch. She's become this whole other person it's like she's had two cesareans and a lobotomy.
She owes you for those shoes. No, it's not about the money. I don't care about the money. I'm talking about a woman's right to shoes. Why did she have to shame me? Because she's trapped in hell of her own making. No, wait, that's me. I am dying to scratch these but if I do, it'll be worse. How are they today? There's literally a pox on my house. Hey, speaking of handsome black man, have you spotted any more of Doctor Knicks?
As a leopard, I'm laying low. But according to my sources, he's officially in the building. Hey is it bad my life is filled with shoes and not children? And she is a fucking bitch for making you feel this way. Marlo Thomas sang to us about accepting each other and our differences.
But then we got older and started singing a different tune. We stopped celebrating each other's life choices and started qualifying them. Is acceptance really such a childish concept or did we have it right all along? When did we stop being free to be you and me?
The next morning, Charlotte learned just how free the real Harry could be. Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows them pearly white. Apparently, it took next to nothingto make Harry feel comfortable.
Charlotte felt completely trapped. She wanted to see Harry be himself in her home. She just didn't need to see that much of him.
Meanwhile, I decided to bear all to Kyra. I feel weird about what happened the other day. We've been friends a really long time and it's just..
I wanna clear the air. Oh my god Carrie. I have forgotten about that days ago. I've been thinking a lot about it and.. Man, you must have a lot of time on your hands. Penises stay in the bathroom. Carrie, can you hold on for one second, I'll be right back. I did a little mental addition. Over the years, I have bought Kyra an engagement gift, a wedding gift, then there was the trip to Maine for the wedding, three baby gifts.
In toto, I have spent over 23, dollars celebrating her choices. And she is shaming me for spending a lousy bucks on myself? I did the bath. But those were gifts. I mean, if you got married or had a child, she would spend the same on you. And if don't ever get married or have a baby? If you are single, after graduation, there isn't one occation where people celebrate you.
We all have birthdays. I am talking about the single gaff. And where's the flatware for going on vacation alone? Why should I get wedding gifts? Finding Harry was gift enough. I'm thrilled to give you gifts to celebrate your life. I just think it stinks that single people are left out of it.
So the more the story appears to be, until I get married I won't be seeing nothing from Kyra. Meanwhile, Samantha was trying to have a working lunch. Yeah we got cut off. Look, I need to get him three VIP seats and. Look at you eating your pesto. No, I don't want any shitty house seats.