This is a poor excuse for a movie. The two main "stars" and their "story" are barely on screen, meaning it's mostly a staged documentary where unattractive people talk about working as prostitutes. It's the worst of both worlds. Also, putting Daryl Hannah next to Denise Richards seems a bit mean, since they were both sex kittens in their day, and only one of them still is. Please don't watch this. There they pretend to talk about art and other things while wearing soft robes that they soon take off, saying things like, "Your skin.
Your skin is incredible. Your skin is like the Russian Steppe. This movie is trying so hard to be cool and funny that it makes you wonder just how far you can actually throw your TV set. The girl is irritatingly a writer who asks questions so she can follow them up with "Well, you see I'm writing a piece.
But maybe it ends with an apology for your wasted time. Girl on a Motorcycle Director: It should have been easy: An auto-erotic slam dunk, right?
Perhaps if someone other than Jack Cardiff has directed the film, yes. In a search for deeper meaning, this movie adopts blue palette and some really somber facial expressions. Apparently this girl was dead earlier in the movie, until the mortician tried to have sex with her.
She's slightly more interesting now. She also seems to be pretty much the only woman in this movie. Sex and death make everything blue colored. This movie's too fucking depressing politics!
An Awkward Sexual Adventure Director: Secret Things Director: This has to be the movie that Cruel Intentions is based on. A random collection of handsome dudes and beautiful women playing out some pretty cold sexual game that involves winning by being the best at sex, or maybe feeling the least?
This movie will make you uncomfortable from the start. Sexual Chronicles of a French Family Directors: It takes less than five minutes to feel bad for this film's main character, Romain Mathias Melloul , a confused and insecure teenager who, to open the film, gets caught beating his meat during biology class. Unfortunately, their sexual escapades are tedious, not tantalizing.
Student Services Director: Then there's her boyfriend, it seems, but he knows what she does for a living and he seems pretty cool with it and is also into sex. So pretty much every other scene is some horizontal wonder workout. Probably something happens later and they breakup. Pretty standard French film, honestly.